What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas, but a flea can't have elephants.

Waiter, Waiter there is a ghost in my soup!

Yes, it is soupernatural.

How do you keep cool at a concert?

Sit next to a fan.

What is the UPS store's favorite kind of music?

W-rap.

Where is the English Channel?

I don't know - I don't have that on my TV.

Why did the student throw the ball at the school computer?

The PE teacher told him to put it in the net.

Where can you dance in California?

San Frandisco.

What did the tourist write on his postcard from Cuba?

"Havana good time."

Doctor, Doctor, I think I am experiencing déjà vu.

Didn't I see you yesterday?

Doctor, Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.

Well, don't go back to those places again.

Doctor, Doctor, can I have a second opinion?

Of course, come back tomorrow.

Source: PocketPages Jokes